Right i've been thinking cos only 1 person as far as im aware reads this blog i think i'm going to use it to improve my film reviewing skills as well as intending to improve this persons film knowledge =) I will say now i happen to watch alot of films in my line of 'work' so don't expect me to review every film i've ever seen or every film i watch and don't expect every post to be a review cos i know the main reason why you read this blog is too see me rant and quite frankly its my way to let of steam or it has been the last few days!! Right for all you kneeanderfalls (i cant spell it so i just spelt what i heard) this is how a rating system works. Each film will get a mark out of 10 - i tried to do stars but the stars were all been wankers and would only stay toghether so fuck the stars! and this is how the ratings tally:
1 - Stay away from this film at all costs!!
2 - Very Poor
3 - Poor
4 - Disappointing
5 - Average
6 - Above Average but not quite good
7 - Good
8 - Very Good
9 - Brilliant
10 - You must go strightout and watch/get this film no matter what!!
In the course of creating the ratings i though a traffic light system would be a pretty nifty (eek not a cool word is it, infact dont know why i used it but most leave it in now cos of course theres no way to deleate things on a computer) so RED is effectivly bad, ORANGE is average, GREEN is goooood and BLUE is OMG!!!!! This film is the best thing to ever happen!! So just thought you should no that i decided to do this - also if by some mircale you actually like my reviews i will put a label on everyone (if i remember) saying reviews so if you want you can read them all at once =)
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